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frenki1986 ::Neki strucnjaci poceli na vrata od garaze ljepit 3d folije,al izgleda dobro Very Happy

више би одговарао један мачор Very Happy , ал стварно није лош но овај стршљен

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Napisano: 24 Okt 2011 2:11

Requesting a three day pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass.

The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!"

So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank!

The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?"

"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"

Dopuna: 24 Okt 2011 2:12

Landing at a hidden military base
You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?"

Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.

The pilot's story was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the Base just as he was about to run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held him overnight during the investigation.

By the next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying "you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.

The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.

The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

Dopuna: 24 Okt 2011 2:24

Rules of the Rucksack

1. No matter how carefully you pack, a rucksack is always too small.

2. No matter how small, a rucksack is always too heavy.

3. No matter how heavy, a rucksack will never contain what you want.

4. No matter what you need, it's always at the bottom.

Dopuna: 24 Okt 2011 2:25

Lackland's Laws:

1. Never be first.

2. Never be last.

3. Never volunteer for anything.

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Zorge ::Је л' ова фотка из тазе "Калибра" смешна само мени или још некоме? Мислим, Шапоњићев (овај лево) став, поглед а-ла "има чика за тебе један мали...", личи као да ће да испанглује декицу.

Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green

Inace je Saponjic inspoktor u PU Cacak... GUZ - Glavom U Zid
A da je lozana,jeste Very Happy

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Nacionalni simbol na privremenom radu u Australiji:

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Rusi Very Happy

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^ Deathspank ? Very Happy

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nasi novinari....

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